 Whoa the strangest things have been happening since I've become a local celebrity. It's the good life, I'm not gonna lie. I have gotten asked out by so many lovely ladies it's not even funny. I am living it up. My Uncle Chas would be so proud of me. "Date the ladies," he would always say. And I am. I am. Among my several dates a week (sometime per day) I am getting asked out by other celebs. This is very common to us in the industry so forgive me if much of this sounds tright. We also use words like tright. Sometimes even, trite. So I'll get right down to what you wanna know: who have I been out with? Well let's just look at my datebook from last week shall we...
Monday: the Quesa-Pizza Girl- she was fun but brought too many of her kids along. However it did make Charleston's much more like Chuckie Cheese, so good call.
Tuesday: Linda Soundtrack- some of you may not remember her but she still looks the same. She also sounds the same to. When she ordered for me it was so loud and monotone I'm pretty sure I was blind for about 7 minutes.
Wednesday: a girl from the Ashlin Gardens Wedding Chapel commercial- I don't see this going anywhere.
Thursday: Got stood up by Rue McClanahan, however Bea Arthur was there and we hit it off.
Friday: Bea Arthur- went to see 'March of the Penguins':)
Saturday: Bea Arthur- ;) Ice Skating, then OKC Rocks!
Sunday: went to church with Kirsten Mcentire, but right after lunch I called Bea and we talked for like 4 hours!!!:):):):)
Well the last thing i wanna do is bore you with my new lifestyle. I sure hope all goes good for you as it is for me. As far as I can tell I've reached the top. All that is left is to retire, write a couple books on my life, and do return spots on Hollywood Squares.
I love you all,
Luke Rose (Bea says I need to change it! You tha' boss! 'Little inside humor, I know...) | 
